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Katie Holmes was originally planning on having a small California wedding in October, but now sources claim she wants to push it back to November and have it somewhere in Italy.

"They were hoping to make it a few weeks earlier, but Katie and Tom both want everything to be right. They needed more time. (Asked to confirm the switch, Cruises rep, Arnold Robinson, coyly tells Us, "Im not denying that date or location.")

The wedding is the least of Katie Holmes problems. Judging by these shots, somebody went in and stole her ass. And Im not pointing any fingers, but word on the street is that homosexuals like to pound asses. Sometimes into flat little pancakes. And before you yell at me for crossing the line, keep in mind it was at Tom Cruises expense. And with Tom Cruise there is no line. Only a little voice in your head that keeps telling you to push it further and further.

A couple more of Katie Holmes wishing she had butt implants after the jump.



This article is courtesy of The Superficial



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