This is a bit old by now but at a news conference Mike Tyson said he promised an entertaining show when he launches the Mike Tyson World Tour and announced hed like future bouts to be against women, including professional boxer Ann Wolfe.

"Shes such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "Im very serious."

Russ Young, a promoter for Wolfe, said such a bout will never happen. "Thats the first weve heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds. Ann would never entertain the idea."

Tyson said the tour was meant to be fun and raise money for charity. "Its all fun. Im not Mike Tyson," he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. "Im not 20 years old. Im not going to smash anybody. Im not going to talk about smashing anybodys brains. Youre not going to see that guy no more."

Normally Id be against something this horrific but watching Mike Tyson fight a woman might actually be fun. If not for his colorful commentary then because Ive always wanted to see Mike Tyson devour a woman in the boxing ring. And I mean literally. Like with a fork and knife.

NOTE: Im a very sick individual.