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I know what youre thinking: how, exactly, does a pumpkin dance? Sure, assuming some sort of gourdian sentience*, it could probably wobble, or, if next to a hill, get a good roll going. But dance? Why, theyd have to inexplicably grow arms and legs made of vines for them to -- whats that? Oh, dear.
The makers of the direct-to-video Halloween special "The Dancing Pumpkin" seem to have worked their way into a corner by coming up with a cute title and then, slowly but depressingly, realize that pumpkins are round and limbless, not counting that little stem on their tops. And so they quickly threw on some wobbly vine arms and vine legs with the shrug of a "yeah, thatll do, I guess." Hey, if youre willing to buy the notion of talking, dancing pumpkins being perfectly happy with their lives despite having their insides scooped out and massive decorative holes carved into their fronts, I suppose vin...Read the entire review
