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True story: shortly after settling down to watch a certain made-for-basic-cable cheesefest, I realized that I had completely forgotten the title of the very movie I was watching, a title that just popped up on the screen, what three, four minutes ago? The subtitle had to be "Volcano in New York." That was the easy part - it was a movie about a volcano, which I was looking forward to seeing, and look, theyre in New York. Done. But what about the rest? "Disaster Area?" Nah, thats not right. Had "Zone" in it, I think. "Danger Zone?" Could be. No, wait, that was a Kenny Loggins tune. The further on the edge, the hotter the intensity Hiiiighwaaaaaay toooooo the Danger Zone
Look, if I cant even get the title right just a few minutes after reading the darn thing, chances are pretty lousy the rest of the movies going to be any more memorable. Besides, Im too busy humming that Loggins song ...Read the entire review
